(This was written and supposed to be posted on Tuesday, so let’s just pretend shall we?)
1. One must get creative when trasferring hot beverages and food.
From the coffee counter…
To the next counter…
Across the sink to the other side…
To the next counter…
Up to the bar…
And down to the couch…
I did the same thing with my breakfast, except it took a detour on the barstool before making its way to the coffee table.
Mmmmm waffles topped with some Justin’s maple almond butter (my love for this stuff has not wavered!!).
2. One’s room becomes a mess
Collection of drink containers that becomes very difficult to bring downstairs to recycling while on crutches.
Piles of stuff that becomes difficult to put away while on crutches.
3. Ones hands become bruised from the weight put on them.
Ouchie…
4. One’s dog is confused and gets in your way quite often
5. One must make sure once they go up/downstairs, they don’t need to go back for a long while after.
Stairs suck.
6. One must take advantage of pocketed sweatshirts
Front pocket stuffed to the brim for transferring purposes.
7. One should not drink as much as normal in order to avoid having to get up to use the restroom every 30 minutes.
It’s annoying.
7. One cannot wait to be off these in just a few days!
Classic Joke Tuesday!! (Since we are all pretending it’s Tuesday right? Just for the time being…then you can go back to hump day π )
Q: Why is Peter Pan always in flight??
A: He Neverlands.
I’ve never had to use crutches and (knock on wood) hopefully never will! Hang in there! It always take an injury to make you fully appreciate your body and never take it for granted π